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Laughing/Fun Jokes No.1

Teacher: Hey! Max why you fail the exam, do you know the reason?

Max: Teacher, you have to calculate out the hole year Sunday 52 days.

313 days left.

Summer, Rainy & Winter vacation for 50 days.

263 days left.

8 hours of sleep per day is 122 days.

It remains 141 days.

If I play 1 hour per day then it  is 15 Days.

126 days left.

Eating every two hours, it takes 30 days.

It remains rest of the 96 days.

1 hour to talk to everyone takes 15 days.

81 days left.

35 days a year are examination.

46 days left.

Christmas and public holidays are 20 days.

6 days left.

Seeing  TV around the house takes 5 days to go.

1 day left to celebrate the Birthday!

Then where it is the time to read, sir?!
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